So My Ass Does Look Big In This

There's something I hate about this time of year. It's the hunting for and pulling out of all the clothes one would wear as the temperature cools and winter approaches. What really sucks about this chore is the discovery of clothes that don't fit anymore...or barely. I'm sure my wife, Bren, did a major wash just before we packed away all the winter clothes. That's the only reason I can come up with as to why some of my favourite shirts have shrunk so much since spring. She must have washed them all in hot water. I'm sure there's a rule against that somewhere. Do not wash winter clothes in hot water before storing away until September. I've got to get that message out there somehow.